Relena: Hello, everyone. Welcome to my gall'ry.

Quatre: (loud whisper) Relena--'member to fold your hands so you won't put your thumb in your mouth. No one will be able to unnerstand what you're sayin' if you've got your thumb in your mouth.

Relena: (loud whisper) Thanks, Quatre! (folds her hands daintily in front of her) My gall'ry has lotsa pictures of me. I look really fab-u-lous in pink an' that makes me really happy 'cause pink is my FAV'RITE color. I like my pink sweater-dress best, but I've got LOTSA pretty clothes. So enjoy my pretty outfits and hairstyles and make sure you go to the Heero and Relena gall'ry in Twos so you can see me 'n Heero. (clasps her hands to her heart dramatically, sighs) Some of our pictures are SO ROMANTICAL!

Heero: (exasperated) Relena!

Relena: (hands on hips) Well, it's TRUE.

Heero: But you don't have to TELL EVER'BODY 'BOUT IT! (looks at the floor, shakes his head, mutters) This is so imbarrassin'...

Relena: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imbarrass you, sugarplum.

Duo: (hoots) Sugarplum!

Heero: I'm NOT your sugarplum! Don't call me stuff like that!

Relena: What do you want me to call you?

Wufei: Call him from as far away as possible.

Milliardo: Just don't cross the street or leave the yard or you'll get in trouble.

Laughter

Heero: You guys are sure a lotta help. This isn't funny, ya know.

Duo: (puts his hand on Heero's shoulder) Hate to break this to you, but you're doomed, man. (pats Heero's shoulder consolingly)

Heero shakes his head in despair. He's afraid that Duo is right, but he doesn't know how to do anything about it.

Relena: What DO you want me to call you?

Heero: Heero.

Relena: (clasps her hands to her heart, dreamily) MY Heero. (sighs)

Heero: Not YOUR Heero! Just HEERO! HEERO! JUST PLAIN HEERO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Heero's face is bright red, his fists clenched and he's huffing and puffing angrily.

Melody: Now, Heero, there's no need to get yourself all worked up about this. Relena, have you finished your introduction?

Relena: I guess so. Trowa, why does Heero get so mad at me?

Trowa: Quatre will explain it to you.

Relena: (to Quatre) You will? (puts her thumb in her mouth)

Quatre: Sure thing. (takes Relena by the other hand and leads her from the room)

Heero: (to Melody) I wish you'd make her leave me 'lone.

Melody: Heero, she loves you. There's nothing wrong with loving people.

Heero: (exasperated) But why does she hafta love ME?! I hate it! She follows me 'round, calls me dumb names, STARES at me when I eat--ev'ry time I turn 'round THERE she is! An' I yell at her an' 'nore her an' it don't make her STOP!

Trowa: (to Heero) You really need to deal with her in a more gentle way. 'Member, she's a girl.

Heero: Believe ME, she never lets me FORGET she's a girl!

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