*The front lawn of the house. Duo is making his way back to the house, but in the shadow of the porch, sitting on the swing and grinning like a cat who has just had a grand feast of mice, is Chibi Wufei.*

Chibi Wufei: *slyly* So Duo...how's it feel to've jus' been beat'n up by a weak li'l girl?

Chibi Duo: *glaring and pushing his fist into Wufei's face* You hush, or I'll let ya know first fist what it's like to be beat'n up by ME again!

*Wufei is about to fall off of the swing in the process of trying to back away from Duo. It's obvious that the internal scars from having been beaten by Duo before have yet to heal.*

Chibi Duo: *in a low, serious voice* An' if you tell ANYONE what happened, I'm gonna deal ya a fate worse'n death! ...I'm gonna drag you into Relena's room an' make 'er FRENCH BRAID that ponytail o' yours!

*Wufei's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates, and he lets out a scream of fear, which is promptly muffled by Duo's hand over his mouth.*

Chibi Duo: Any questions?

*Wufei shakes his head no.*

Chibi Duo: Good. *He takes his hand away* Now, here's sumpin' y' don't know about what happ'nd over there... she sez there's a Karate Class 'round here that c'n teach me how t' do stuff like that! An' as soon as I learn how, I'll get her back fer that!

*A background of poorly drawn stars behind Duo as he continues. Wufei's head is adorned by a large sweatdrop.*

Chibi Duo: *his voice raising, stars in his eyes* I'm gonna train n' get stronger n' then be rid of her forever n' ever! No girl's ever gonna...

*Tegan opens the front door and looks sternly at Duo, clearing her throat*

Tegan: Duo!

Chibi Duo: EEK! *snaps to attention and looks angelically up at Tegan with a sweatdrop, having just been shaken from his fantasy* Yeah?

Tegan: Would you please keep it down?! Relena's trying to take a nap!

Chibi Duo: Uh... sure! *He puts his hand behind his head sheepishly and grins, trying to cover up his shame*

*Tegan shuts the door*

Wufei is trying hard not to snicker, which is helped when he sees Duo glaring and growling at him.

Chibi Duo: *low voice again* French Braid, Wufei. It happen'd t'me... it COULD happen t'YOU.

Wufei whispers nonchalantly and looks up and away*

Chibi Wufei: *under his breath* But if I c'n take the Karate Class, too, then it'll be YOU who loses whenever we settle things our way!

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