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A Gundam Wing Chibi-fic
By Sam Brannon
Legal randomness: Gundam Wing and all of its related characters still don't belong to me. They belong to Bandai, Sunrise, and Sotsu Agency. All other Anime titles referred to herein are also property of their respective holders. This fanfic, however, is protected by an entire army of giant robot toys. And they're willing to lock, load, and make you sing the entire collection of songs from Oklahoma! in Greek. So there.
And as always, read the disclaimer at the end after finishing the fic. Please.
Act I
*The Nursery. The Chibis, with the exception of Chibi Duo, are engrossed in their ritual of wars with their robots. Several toy cars are overturned in the middle of the fray, apparently casualties of stray "bullets". As for Chibi Duo, he is sitting by the window, watching with disgust as Chibi Hilde plays in the front yard.*
Chibi Trowa: *picking up his miniature Veritech and changing it to Fighter mode* Incoming! *He makes sounds of gunfire and attacks Chibi Heero's Vehicle Team Voltron.*
Chibi Heero: Take THIS! *He lifts the arm of the Vehicle Voltron and intercepts the Veritech with a shot from its fist.*
Chibi Trowa: ACK! *He promptly makes the Veritech spin out of control and crash right into Wufei's Gaiking, making an explosion noise.*
Chibi Wufei: Hey! No fair! *He pouts, since the Gaiking was the last robot he had standing.*
Chibi Relena: YAY! We won! *She promptly glomps onto Heero's arm*
Chibi Heero: *wriggles to get away from her* What're you talking about? We weren't on teams!
Chibi Relena: I went over t'your side when Quatre took out my last robot, sweetie! I'd rather have no robots at all th'n not have you to protect me! *She giggles*
*Heero growls. This would normally make Duo fall over laughing, but his attention is elsewhere.*
Chibi Quatre: Hey Duo, y'wanna play now?
Chibi Duo: .....
Chibi Trowa: DU-OOOO! *waves his arm* We need you if we're gonna split up in teams this time!
Chibi Duo: .....
Chibi Heero: *leans in and whispers to the others* Watch this. *He then turns to Duo* Hey Duo! You got a letter! *clears throat and acts as if reading a letter, which isn't there unbeknownst to Duo* Dear Snuggle-pookums, I see you watching me from outside.
Chibi Duo: *snaps back into attention* WHAT?! GIMME THAT!! *He runs over and sees that Heero isn't really holding a letter.*
*Heero doubles over laughing. The other Chibis sweatdrop.*
Chibi Duo: *red-faced* Why you...!
Chibi Heero: *finishes his fit of laughter, and is no longer smiling* So ya wanna play now, or watch your girlfriend from the window some more?
Chibi Duo: *glares* I'm not in the mood... *suddenly his eyes brighten* But I know what I AM in the mood t'do!
*Some time later, Chibi Hilde is still playing in the front yard. With her, she is carrying a Getter Robo action figure. So serene, so lively... and so unsuspecting of Duo hiding behind her house.*
Chibi Duo: *snickers evilly* This'll teach'er not t'make people think she's my girlfriend! *He peeks around the corner, just out of sight.* C'mon... jus' a little closer...
*Hilde wanders a bit closer, humming a non-song as she carries her action figure. From around the corner pops Duo, greeting her with a heavy blast of water from the garden hose of her own house and laughing maniacally. She screams as she is soaked to the bone.*
Chibi Hilde: EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Chibi Duo: Hahaha! How did ya like THAT?! *He tosses the hose aside.* Let that be a lesson to ya.
*Soaked, Hilde glares at Duo.*
Chibi Duo: Oh? Ya wanna MAKE somethin' of it?!
*With a kiai, Hilde throws a punch at Duo. He blocks it and holds her fist in his hand.*
Chibi Duo: Ya gotta do better th'n that!
Chibi Hilde: *giggle* All right.
*Duo never sees it coming. Hilde snakes her leg in and quickly sweeps Duo out of his stance, throwing him off and onto the ground. Duo looks up with a look of shock on his face.*
Chibi Duo: Wh-... Where'd you learn to do THAT?!
Chibi Hilde: *no longer upset* Before we moved here I was in a Karate class! I used to go all the time just to see this one boy in my class who looks kinda like you, except he doesn't have the braid n' stuff, an' so I decided I'd learn some things to get his attention n' then I had to move away n' then I saw you n'...
*Chibi Duo rolls his eyes as Hilde bubbles on and on*
Chibi Hilde: ... an' I heard about this place that was giving lessons on that same style!
Chibi Duo: Huh? *His interest has been piqued.* Did ya say something?
Chibi Hilde: *enthusiastically, nodding vigorously* Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! They said they meet on Tuesday and Thursday nights, and since tomorrow's Tuesday, I was wanting to go! *Her eyes widen suddenly* Heeyyy... d'YOU wanna go with me?
*This thought would normally repulse Duo. But the thought of going with her for the sole purpose of learning enough to keep this girl off of him permanently seems like the more appealing option.*
Chibi Duo: *picks himself up, puts his hands on his hips and deepens his voice dramatically with a sly grin* Count on it, baby. I'll be there.
Chibi Hilde: GREAT! *She latches onto his neck firmly* I'll see you then!
*Chibi Duo's eyes are large swirls and his face is blue*
Chibi Duo: *barely able to breathe* O...K.... *gasp*
*Chibi Hilde runs into the house giddily. Chibi Duo takes a moment to catch his breath.*
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