Somehow I don’t think Mrs. Meyers had Duo’s full attention when she explained the chibi’s task.
Dear Pen-pal,
That’s what it says on the bord that wer suposd to copy down but I think the teacher spelled your name rong. I never seed some one with a – in there first name thow I know a guy with one in his last name it makes his name realy long. Kafmon-Jabberwalski I know I spelled that wrong but see how long it is. 18 letters! That’s more in haf the alphabet, there’s only 26 letters.
I’m Duo. I like that name it means two. And so does dos and due and zwei thats Spanish and Italyan and German but those aren’t my name.
From,
Duo Maxwell
Read at night when someone was supposed to be sleeping.
Dear Duo,
That’s called alertation cuz all the words start with the same D sound and this is alertation to “little Levi’s larva lick lollies.” And to and two and too all say to but don’t all mean 2, isn’t that strange?
And my name is Jin it has three letters in it to, just like yors and my last name is kinda long without even having a – in it. I have elevin letters in my last name.
My mom’s bugging me to do my homework so I gess I have to stop ritting now. Maybe I’ll just hide. It’ll take her for ever to find me, I’m real good at hiding. Where do you live? Does your mom bug you to do stuff?
By,
Jin
Almost lost in the fathomless depths of a black backpack.
Dear Jin,
Do you have to start all letters with dear? Mrs. Meyer says you do but I don’t like it anyway.
I live in Minasota with my webmommie Melody and webdaddy John sometimes she bugs me to do stuff but she usly says pleese. I got sent to the Princeabulls offis agen today. I really shouldn’t have ben. And melody was realy nice bout it cuz she knows its not my falt or not all my falt and she asked real nice for me to try not to have to be sent to the Princeabulls offis agen. She always asks that but Mrs. Meyers sends me anyway. But I think Melody has practis, lots and lots of practis talking with the princeabull and Mrs. Meyers she gets a call like most every day.
I have a song stuck in my head it goes la la laaaa tee dum la, or something like that. Do you know what it’s called no one els dose.
Tell next time,
Duo
Mailed with a vibrantly colored fish stamp.
Duo,
I don’t think I know what song yor asking about.
What’s a Webmommie and Webdaddy? Do they like spiders? Have you really been sent to the Pricebulls’ offis that much? Do you have a chair there with your name on it? This guy told me he did but he lied. When I went to the princebulls none of the chairs had any names on them and I looked the only thing it said was made in texas. My mom would blow a fuse if I had to go again. I don’t know what a fuse is but someone said they blow when theres too much and I’m sure my mom has one and it would.
I’ve sided I’m going to go on an adventur! I’m going to bild a raft. Did you know that an otter family is called a raft? And sail away and never come back. I’m going to live on eating fish I catch and live on a desertd iland and not mis home one bit. It will be the best raft ever and I’m going to start bilding it riteway.
From,
Jin
**Most spelling errors are intentional. All respective characters belong to their creator and were taken without permission. Mrs. Meyer belongs to Melody and her alternate timeline chibi fics, thank Mizuto Aqua for the creation of Jin from Milk Crown, what a cute chibi he is.
