*Chibi Wufei walks into Chibi Quatre’s house.*

Wufei: Hey, what’s up? *Everybody stares at him.* What?

Chibi Duo: Wufei, are you feeling all right? *Stands up.*

Wufei: Yeah fine, why?

Quatre: ‘Cause the only time you ever really talk in when, *pauses* OH NO!!!!! WUFEI ARE YOU IN LOVE?

Wufei: *Silence* Duo: Wufei’s in love, Wufei’s in love, Wufei’s in-

Wufei: Shut up! Meany! *Runs to a corner and curls up in a ball, looking quite adorable.*

Quatre: Duo! Look what you did! *Runs over to Wufei.* Who are you in love with?

Wufei: Dorothy.

*Silence*

Trowa: Wasn’t she Quatre’s girlfriend?

Quatre: WUFEI!!! SHE’S MINE!!!

Wufei: She loves me too, so-

Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Runs to his room.*

*Chibi Heero starts to crack up and falls on the floor in laughing pain.*

Duo: Uhhh… Heero, are you ok? 'Cause you never laugh! *Heero has tears in his eyes and is still paralyzed with laughter*

*Chibi Dorothy walks in.* Wufei: Hi, Dorothy!

Dorothy: Hello, my Darling- Baby- Bucka- Boo! How have you been?

Wufei: Great and- *Duo screeches.*

Duo: "Darling- Baby- Bucka- Boo"!!! What are ya, Wu-man? Romeo? *Duo gets paralyzed with laughter along with Heero.*

*Quatre walks out of his room with tears streaming down his face.*

Quatre: How could you-you-you BIG MEANY!!!!!

Dorothy: What are you talking about?

Quatre: MEANY!!!!

Chibi Trowa: Am I the only person here that still has some sanity left in them?

*Duo and Heero are still rolling on the ground with laughter, Quatre is still crying, Wufei and Dorothy are hugging each other, and Trowa is just standing in bewilderment.*